5/17-orgy

世界上有個國家,跟所有國家一樣,因應金融風暴準備發”消費劵”給納稅人,來刺激國內經濟!

1.GDP國內產值比重,比其他亞洲出口型國家高出許多,但是發行時間點硬是慢別人半拍
2.發行的方法是要求人民將自己的銀行帳本或提款卡影印後,寄回區公所,然後等”現金”匯到私人戶頭! (先不提這國家的人民是世上最愛儲蓄國 )
3.65歲以上老人發的金額最多! 喔?最好老人儲金最少,最愛花錢! 所以最有可能花錢刺激經濟.
4.回寄銀行帳號後,要等多久才會收到錢? 沒人知道? 有夠天兵. (只說大約2-6個月)
5.猜猜匯款所需的轉帳費金額就要浪費國庫多少錢?

I had this weird, surreal perhaps, dream the other night. wu-bai kicks off the party with his china blue gang. By midnight, the gangsters left for their beauty sleep, so naturally the fans were about to go for that taiwanese sausages at the door and call it a night…all the sudden! some nigga brothers kicked in. Snoop dogg showed up on stage and started that “ da-lalalala” line, from “ the next episode “! People were like” wtf! these english teachers in taipei not getting paid enough?”They ignored and continued moving out, no one seemed to realize those on stage werent any rappers we bump into everyday. spotlight shone on the exit gate, it was Dr. Dre! he walked through the clueless crowd with his mic, to the front stage. By the time they were all on stage, it was time for that “for my niggaz who be actin too bold. Take a, seeaaaaaat! Hope you ready for the next episode~” Caught by surprise, wu-bai's fans were too confused to make any moves. But eventually some figure, hell, I’ll have one sausage and rush back to the room if this thing is for real, so they left. Seeing people walking out, the astonished crowd started to fall apart. Some left for reasons other than sausages, but those who stayed hoped for two things, 1.)the brothers were real.2.)an orgy later that night. well, obviously not much can be done for the first thing on the wish list...

I cant remember if people left for sausage ever made it back.

* US to roll out latest phase of rescue plan. From the FT: "With bank stress tests out of the way and favourably received by the markets, the Obama administration will now roll out the next phase of its financial rescue plan: schemes to deal with toxic "legacy assets". Senior administration officials are keen to get new private-public marketplaces for these bubble-era loans and securities up and running quickly so banks can clean up their balance sheets and attract the $74.6bn in equity they need to meet their stress test targets. Treasury has drawn up a shortlist of fund managers eligible to partner in the scheme and is expected to announce its selection in early June.